Sunday, May 11, 2008 . Sunday, May 11, 2008

This is funny.
Women's language translated :

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry= You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = Youll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to nag.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you jerk!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What's wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!